When I started comedy, I loved the fact that there was no mandatory retirement age. I’m now 73. Now some of you might think 73 is pretty old but I believe my skills have never been sharper.

It’s true I nap more than I used to, but aside from the strokes, heart attacks and virulent worms in my brain, I’m in terrific shape.

Unfortunately, a lot of the lecture agents and meeting planners I worked with have retired. Or worse, they’ve taken jobs at Home Depot, which was their original dream to begin with.

But for those of you that know me, you’re aware that I specialize in portraying funny fake industry experts at corporate events. I also emcee, (KNOTCH) and create hilarious onsite interview videos (KPMG). As a standup comedian, I’m an opening act for Ray Romano and have a top rating on GIGSALAD primarily for my roasts.

For those of you that don’t know me, please read the previous paragraph again and take notes. There will be a quiz.

My goal is to keep working as long as I can. And why not? Don Rickles performed until he was 90 and George Burns nearly hit 100. Now I’m not saying I’ll still be funny at 90. Towards the end, both Dangerfield and Richard Pryor had their assistants’ feeding lines to them through ear buds. I don’t believe that will happen to me. But if it does, I’ll reduce my fee by at least 10%. It’ll be like a “Going Out of Business Sale.”

But before I finally close up shop in 2043 or so, you might want to take a look at all the cool products I offer. My corporate video demo at CLICK HERE.

PS: I recently discovered that in addition to the laugh break I give my clients, they have all had a dramatic increase in profits. At first, I didn’t believe it, but the Adam Smith Economic Association of Equations and Profits proved the numbers to be true. And while I can’t reveal names because of NDA’s, I can say that Nvidia has a few billion reasons to thank me. So, if you want your company or clients to become rich beyond their wildest dreams, let’s work together. If not, please don’t blame me if the entire world economy collapses.

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Some of his jokes are  funny. We look forward to torturing him.  Vladimir Putin                               

He jokes a lot about my weight. One day I will crush him.  Chris Christie                                               

I invite him to one party and the next think you know I’m in jail.  P Diddy

 

Harry Freedman – www.HarryFreedman.com – 516-318-8051

The Nation’s Misleading Expert – Lying For Laughs For 30+ Years!

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