FAKE VS. REAL
With the unprecedented proliferation of fake news today, it is often difficult to determine what is real vs what is fake. Can you imagine anything more timely and valuable today then teaching your employees how to tell the difference? By providing a first hand example of how easy it is for Harry to convince your group that his faux persona is real, your group will learn some of the signs to watch out for in real life, particularly when the stakes are higher then just laughter.
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But Harry’s first love is medicine and he has worked as a sports doctor for famous professional athletes in baseball, tennis, football, basketball, and golf frisbee. Harry is also known in Hollywood as the “Doctor to the Stars,” both for his plastic surgery skills and health care regimens that have helped celebrities increase their career longevity, while maintaining a straight face.
Unfortunately, Harry has been the repeated target of malicious lawsuits, from many of those same celebrities, so as the leading attorney in the field of malpractice, Harry sued himself on their behalf, which ensured that he received hefty legal fees every time he lost his medical license.
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He also got an MBA, CPA, MFA, PHD, DDT, BS, CVS, AND QVC.
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Technically true; He could read English, French, and Hebrew, even though he didn’t understand much Hebrew, he did well enough to get Bar Mitzvahed. He could also read French, but didn’t understand that either and flunked French in 7th grade. He still sees no need to learn any additional languages.
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Unfortunately, he still had his fingers broken by Robert Deniro.
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Not even close. But he was captain of his high school chess team and has lost to several grandmasters.
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But he quit halfway through to begin his comedy career.
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His mom also literally paid 6 teenagers 25 cents each to try to find him. They failed.
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Once, when a hurricane was off Long Island, he went out in 8-10 foot waves, quickly realized he was terrified and rode the first big wave back in.
He did however used to regularly in surf 6-8 foot waves and still hits 3-5 foot waves.
When Harry was 18, he also surfed in 36 degree water and freezing air temperatures. He doesn’t do that now. Instead, he takes a hot bath.
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(But it cost him a $100 to buy a copy.)
He’s also received the Presidential Medal of Honor, was featured in Who’s Who in Tijuana, and received the American Medical Association’s award for most surgeries (37) in a 24 hour period. (24 were successful.) OK….that’s all FAKE!
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He deliberately came out early because he wanted to get to work as soon as possible.
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But what is REAL – while pretending to be a Sports Doctor on WFAN Sports Radio in NY, he got dozens of listeners to call the station wanting to buy the book thinking that it was real.
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Harry also saw Jimmy Carter speak when he was in law school when Carter was running for president in 1975.
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I wish.
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This was great preparation for his comedy gigs before the days of cell phones and GPS.
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Harry has never even been in a real shark tank, let alone the TV version. But he’d like to go on to pitch several of his imaginary inventions.
“Funny Man”
Very entertaining.
We hacked him. Some of his jokes about me were very funny. We look forward to torturing him.
His writing is on a par with my scariest literature.
Harry made me laugh so hard at a party once, I forgot 3 of my best theories about the universe.
Harry’s humor helped me develop that “grit” I needed to through prison.