This plane  has an incredible history, including:

1. Was once used a hurricane tracker but nearly came apart during Category One Storm.

2. During celebrity solar eclipse flight in 2016, pilot went blind from looking at sun, and Tom Hanks landed the plane which gave him confidence to play role of Sully in subsequent movie.

3. Hillary Clinton claimed to have landed in Bosnia while under sniper fire in Rosebud. This was proven to be false, since it was in use by Fleetwood Mac and as a result, suffered far more damage.

4. Has starred in Hollywood movies including  Executive Decision with Halle Berry in the plane while Steven Seagal died (sadly, only in the movie) trying to get in at 30,000 feet.

5. She is often repainted for Show Business Tours.

Rosebud’s Amenities include:

1. Hot tub, sauna, steam room, and 2 brand new portopotties. Plus, she comes with original flight attendants, (now in their 70’s so very experienced),as well as rotating celebrity pilots including Harrison Ford.

2. Seating for 12, parachutes for 5, and sleeping quarters for 30 passed out on the floor

3. Functioning tail gun installed to scare away passing drones or curious cessnas.

4. For pilots, the cockpit is as roomy and comfortable as an original mercury capsule.

5. That new car smell, as air freshener is constantly used to cover up the fumes from slight leak in fuel tank, which mostly dissipate once plane is in the air with windows slightly open.

6. Engines are extremely quiet in-flight, because top speed is 250 miles per hour. However, this also eliminates the need for expensive high octane aviation fuel, so typical flight cost just $100 per hour with “regular” gas from Costco.

Safety:

1. Her overall condition is very good despite some metal fatigue, and the plastic is even more tired. FAA regulations prohibit flying Rosebud near mountain ranges or over water larger than small ponds. She can however fly beach banners.

2. Has flown over 72 million miles without any crashes, and engines have only caught fire twice and landed safely both times on highways. So she can serve as an airbus or as a regular bus.

3. Rosebud contains functioning world war 2 radar system and automatic warning system for close proximity to mountains, but only for Himalayas.

4. Engines in good shape except for some loose metal shavings from repairs done by barber.

5. With 4 engines, there is security know that there is a backup in the likely event that a couple fall off.

History:

1. Rosebud is over 50 years old, but still flies like a bird, so she is only able to fly north in the summer and south in the winter.

2. Some of the biggest stars of rock and roll, show business, and politics have trashed Rosebud, so there is probably hidden treasure (jewelry or drugs) in the seat cushions. And, there is definitely nitrous oxide in the oxygen masks.

Total Number of Trashings:

1. Keith Richards – (1^st Banned from plane after count got too high)

2. Led Zeppelin – (Honorable Mention – 27 times)

3. Joe Walsh – (solo tour 11 times. Plus 11 more with Eagles)

4. Martin Sheen – (3 times during filming of Apocalypse now)

5. Charlie Sheen – (2 times during filming of Platoon. Plus 14 more during period of “Winning.”)

6. The 3 Tenors – (didn’t trash it but completely cleaned out the galley)

7. Al Gore – (1 time – got drunk returning from environmental summit due to criticism for flying in private jet)

8. Rod Serling – (1 time) – But didn’t actually cause damage himself. Instead, brought along alien creature that could only be seen by William Shatner that chewed on left wing during flight.

9. 10,000 maniacs – (1 time – damage only done by 3 or 4 maniacs and the rest were banned after they went crazy)

10. Betty White and Mary Tyler Moore – (catfight)

For Sale :

If you are interested in receiving a free tour, please contact me at Harry@Hfreedman.com

Rosebud is currently parked in my driveway and wife wants it gone by summer.

Please bring cashier’s check. Bitcoin will not be accepted. Stimulus checks however will.

If you’re not looking for a plane but are interested in comedy, please also contact me at Harry@Hfreedman.com

I promise I am cheaper than the jet.